wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
