I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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