STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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