ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
