She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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