After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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