I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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