Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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