Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my shit smells like andre
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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