college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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