Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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