maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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