NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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