it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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