absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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