What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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