she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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