Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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