i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just cut my nipple shaving
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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