I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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