You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wear drunk well.
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