Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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