escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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