ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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