I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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