im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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