I will die if light touches me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I party with great urgency now.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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