worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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