just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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