David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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