Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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