I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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