Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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