I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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