dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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