I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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