Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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