i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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