Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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