The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
