On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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