***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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