Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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