I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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