The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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