slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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