You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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