the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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