I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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