Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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