Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
