So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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