Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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