There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I lost the right to judge tonight
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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