Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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