sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
that is very illegal...i love you.
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